Sitting on the Apex

oh yeeeaaaaaaaaaaa. Finally ive started writting my blog. Whats the strategy. Shock and ore..i repeat SHOCK and that other thing. (pause let that sink in). moving along...

Hi my name is and i have socio phobia but i also have a philia that doesnt go with my phobia that being a loud voice in my head that just wants to get my thoughts out. by thoughts i mean rich multitexture piles of rectum gooooooo. rectum goooo brewed deep inside me like an std on a whores cervix, at the very core of me like weak morals in a public figure that is always hiding away. And like a 2 hour wank session im tired of the friction i just wana let it out. Spray it all over peoples faces like i was a pornstar.

Speaking of pornstars if penile enlargement creams worked wouldnt they all be hung? Steroids work thats why you see all those mammoth muscled guys at body building contests. i mean seriously why are you a pornstar if you have a small dick? whats next are you going to take frankenstein to a beaty pageant and hope he wins cause he answers the questions in the most humble manner possible that represents inner beauty. i have derailed myself p.s i do that alot just bear with me.

This blog post. The first ever blog post, is just to say that if there was a triangle of people according to how much shhhhh they had to say. Starting at the bottom with millions of people who recite shhhh they have heard other people say to a level higher with less people who come up with the original shhhh that the others recite...and then a level higher you find those they look up to and even higher than that you find the most disgusting most life hating phukers. i want to be at the very apex of that triangle. If dr frankenstein inteded for frankenstein to be the ugliest thing out there then after he reads what i say he should go club him like a seal to make him uglier.

disclaimer: lots of things will be directed at whores. not girls. i love ladies. i like bitches and i dispise whores. im just writting the blog so i can write a book later where i just talk alot of shit

Thank you for getting to the end of this post. What should i call myself when i get to the apex?